Greetings Adventurers, Members of the Mysterious, and Seekers of Intrigue,
We are happy to report that the first quarter Murder Mystery Boxes were shipped on Monday. If they have not already made their way to your mailbox, then they shall arrive in short order.
This latest quarter box follows a group of people on a ziplining canopy tour that goes wrong in more ways than one.
We'd like to take this opportunity to thank our subscribers. We greatly appreciate your loyalty. Ah, I have an important call that has come through. I must go for now. Until next time, mystery awaits...
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