Greetings Adventurers, Members of the Mysterious, and Seekers of Intrigue,
Alas, our Q2 boxes have shipped! They went by post yesterday. It almost feels like they are little birds leaving the nest, off to new, and far off places. The team at Murder Mystery Box are happy to see them leave and entertain our subscribers.
The boxes shall arrive at their destinations in only a few short days, as they are mailed via USPS priority. Watch your mailboxes and check tracking information to stay up-to-date with transit times. Adventure awaits friends. Adventure awaits.
Ah, it appears that I am needed in the red chamber. Until my next note, I bid you farewell.
The Caretaker is the overseer of Murder Mystery Box.